This is more or less half an exercise for drama class, which involved writing in other author's styles. This is based on a play by Beckett--a little modern and absurdist. But this style was lots of fun to write.
Kitchen cluttered with the half finished Thanksgiving
dinner. Mom is stirring a
pot. Jen enters.
Jen: Do you
need any help Mom?
Mom: Help?
Jen: With supper.
Mom: Would you
like to help?
Jen: If you need it.
Mom: You could peel the potatoes.
Jen: Potatoes?
Mom: On the table.
Jen sits and begins peeling.
Mom: It’s good
to have you home.
Jen: Yes?
Mom: I’ve
missed you.
Jen: It’s really relaxing being back home. But I can’t get any work done.
Mom: Should
work be done?
Jen: It needs to be.
Mom: Shouldn’t
you rest sometimes too?
Jen: That needs to be too.
Mom: Have you
made many friends yet?
Jen: Are friends made?
Mom: Do you have anybody to spend time with?
Jen: I hang out with Mike.
Mom: Doesn’t he
have things to study?
Jen: Don’t I?
Mom: What’s he
supposed to be studying?
Jen: What am I
supposed to be studying?
Mom: What’s he
do?
Jen: We met in
intro to psyc. That’s what he
does--psychology. But he likes music too.
Mom: Does he play?
Jen: He listens.
Mom: To you?
Jen: To concerts. Classical concerts.
Mom: He likes classical?
Jen: Why
shouldn’t he?
Mom: Why shouldn’t he indeed. Is he a good guy?
Jen: Why?
Mom: What’s he
like?
Jen: We’re just friends.
Mom: You hang out a lot.
Jen: Do you think I want to marry him?
Mom: Do you?
Jen: We’re just friends.
Mom: Just peel two more and that’ll be enough.
Jen: Two?
Mom: Two. Do
you like your classes?
Jen: Do I sound like I don’t?
Mom: No.
Jen: They’re fine.
Mom: Are you happy in your program?
Jen: Why wouldn't I be? Finishes peeling last
potato. I think I’m done. What do you want me to do with them?
Mom: Do?
Jen: I’m done.
Mom: Leave them
here. I’ll take care of them.
Jen: Is there anything else for me to do?
Mom: I shouldn’t think so.
Jen: I shouldn’t either.
Mom: We don’t think so.
Jen: We don’t either.